smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005

Steff

A shortening of the name Stephanie, whom is my best friend.

Hey Steff.

by Malxolm April 18, 2004

STeFF

A very butifool girl who i lvoe greatly!

Steff is a butifool sexual girl

by iLoVeSTeFF January 28, 2003

smufficated

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.

Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!

by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

smifflin

acting like something crawled up your ass and rubbed you the wrong way.

"yo why u smifflin?"
"my boss jus smurfed my wife"

by popgoesthef***ingweasle :) September 20, 2011

Smeefle

The white matter (usually a combination of deodorant and lint) that sometimes collects in a woman's (shaved) armpit.

"As she raised her arms to brush her hair, I noticed there was smeefle in one of her armpits."

by McMickmic February 9, 2012

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012