Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarmy

The Smarmy is the Stream Raiders army of Twitch streamer SmallAntMom. Short for Smom army.

Smallaunt: THE SMARMY ONLY HAS 100 UNITS, GET TO THE BATTLEFIELD!

Chatters: Got it!

by vanessad6379 January 20, 2022

street smarts

Someone who knows when to avoid potentially negative situations, that even with a favourable outcome, will not result in any value to them. Also able to read between the lines.

Tony did not have street smarts because he went down the dark alleyway instead of the one that had sunshine and flowers.

by Street smart May 1, 2009

smarterchild

a robot who's good at singing

Hustle n Phil: hi
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...

by Philip7445 November 26, 2006

SmarterChild

AOL's half-hearted attempt at making a bot you can carry a conversation with. It has roughly the IQ of a child...that has been dropped on its head. Repeatedly.

Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.

Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A

Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.

Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.

by Evangelion May 1, 2006

wicked smart

an adjective used in the boston area or mass to describe someone with above average intelligence

is mainly used to describe people who have knowledge of really random things

Friend #1: "did you know that human and monkey dna is only different by about 2%"

Random guy: Really?

Friend #2: my boy's wicked smart!

by fkdif3 May 19, 2010

smarterchild

a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM.

Me: i have a huge penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis.

by ricola November 11, 2006