skiiers dick

Caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.

Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"

by Rick Slender November 15, 2006

Skiing

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.

The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.

The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.

by cRAZY kooT August 29, 2002

Skiing the Alps

Snorting cocaine.

Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.

by Few Words August 13, 2010

Skiing the slopes

When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row

Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.

by GaryLarsonBush January 27, 2022

Tile Skiing

Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet

One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.

by mk90 March 6, 2010

Vehicle Skiing

When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.

"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

Shit Skiing

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.

Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"

by dirtydom March 29, 2010