Dirty Shun

The act of masturbating after eating Cheetos I’m a park while watching birds.

Brian was in New York doing a dirty shun

by Shun696969 September 9, 2021

Kei'shun

A BiTcH
But a good guy overall i pleed my case

Kei'shun: wassup James
James: nun much how's your relationship with that 12 year old middy even tho you 15 ????
Kei'shun: shut yo bitch ass up

by nik/er April 25, 2022

Cmon Shun

Cmon Shun is a phrase popularised by internet personality HsTikkyTokky and is used as a form of encouragement and support. CMON SHUN

Person 1 - “Just packed Messi mate”

Person 2 - “Cmon Shun”

OR
Person 1 - “Just pulled a milfybundalengers”
Person 2 - “Cmon Shun”

by 8likelampard January 12, 2024

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

a dick shun

When the size of your penis becomes general knowledge and women avoid you like the plague.

It looks like the Red Sea parting when Dan walks through a group of women...now thats A dick shun.

by neorio July 31, 2016

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

shungite

Not to be confused with suge knight, Shungite is a two billion year old black mineraloid consisting of over 98% carbon. They have special properties like reducing effects of electromagnetic radiation waves.

Dr. Disrespect: I bought a whole bunch of shungite, put them around the la casa, little pyramids, stuff like that.

by doctorDance May 26, 2020