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Shit Load

10% more than you can carry at one time.
I can't carry this shit load of boards back to the truck.
by Chris Brennan March 14, 2008
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shitlord

A lord of shitposting. An internet troll who identifies as a person who posts allegedly nonsensical, meaningless, random, time-wasting and sometimes sexually explicit words, pictures and gifs/videos (i.e., "shitposts") on social media.

Often these posts are not "nonsensical," "meaningless" or "random," but rather are abusive, racist, misogynist, anti-LGBTQA and bigoted in other ways. The shitlord hides behind a mask of gleeful anarchy and random neutrality, when in fact he (and a shitlord, as the name implies, is usually -- though not always -- a "he") engages in the usual hate-spewing, bigotry, harassment and abuse of other kinds of trolls.

A lot of shitposts focus on the dodgier aspects of video-games and anime. There's a large overlap between self-described shitlords and Gamergaters.

The shitlord identity is a defensive posture, adopted after someone has accused the troll of being a troll. The troll's response is, "I'm not a troll! I'm just a shitlord -- the lord of random, anarchic, offensive, gonzo and therefore mildly amusing posts! It's all harmless. Just a bit of fun."

Since they're looking for attention via "getting a rise" out of their mark, when encountering a shitlord, it's best to use the time-honored method of dealing with trolls: DNFTT.
Shanae: I thought that guy ducksauce69 was kinda random, but he just put some really disgusting hentai on my time-line.
Ryan: I autoblock anyone who describes themselves as a "shitlord" in their bio. In my experience, aside from being slightly more grandiose and defensive, they're no different from any other troll.
by indigobunting February 27, 2017
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A derogatory term originally used by feminists and Social Justice Warriors, now taken over by the ones they accused of being one. Used by people who actually care about their health and take care of their bodies and know fat people won't magically become healthy by insisting that they are, which is what Health At Every Size (HAES), another fat acceptance movement, does. Commonly known to make fun of fat acceptance and feminists.
"You just love making fun of fat people, don't you?"
"I know! I'm a complete shitlord."
by LeMisérable June 19, 2016
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shit load

More than six and less than 29, of any object.
I see a shit load of deer by the woods!

You've got a shit load of marbles in your hand.
by Happyhigh September 25, 2008
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shitloaf

1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.
1) Dude, you're being such a shitloaf.

2) Mom always buys this nasty shitloaf!
by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006
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Shit-load-orgy

A larger than normal collective of any one living creature in a single household that might impeded the everyday life of an average sane human being.
Man, that senile old lady down the street has a shit-load-orgy of cats.
by Epic Master of Impending Doom December 9, 2008
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Shitloid

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.
Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022
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