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don’t shit where you sleep

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home
“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”
by George N. May 2, 2025
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Don't shit where you eat

In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.
Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!
by DarwinLOLs May 24, 2023
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i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.
1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.
by vizzreal December 18, 2016
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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
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he/she/you shitted

basically means you or they did really good, you usually drag out the “shitteddddd”
DAMNNNN YOU SHITTEDDDDD”
(he/she/you shitted)
by fiiiiiiiii.aa April 18, 2024
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DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

From a yt video by big dew
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
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Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat
by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020
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