A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.
by lonleywolf August 12, 2021

Noun. A miniscule amount of jism caused by a rapid ejaculation, thus not giving sufficient time for the load to thicken.
Young Nicholas rushed when he should have been keeping a steady pace masturbating.
As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.
As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.
by Jbizzlethebyrd May 31, 2010

by Dr. Definition PhD October 16, 2017

by LlamaLamb July 6, 2020

A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.
by cannibal pete May 29, 2010

by Corey_Smalls September 3, 2006

When a girl realizes that her tampon sticks half way out of her vagina, it is known as a "shallow vagina"
When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.
When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.
by Dubbeltrubbels September 21, 2014
