The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010
Get the delayed foreskin separation anxiety disordermug. Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
Get the single seat of straight guy separationmug. by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016
Get the He only has a head to separate his ears.mug. by TheRealBokeHoeme August 29, 2025
Get the Separatedmug. by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020
Get the Virtual Separation Anxietymug. a small lozenge shaped space located right in the crotch of a person (especially a woman) who is wearing very tight pants - is only visible when looked at from right in front or behind and is usually associated with a cameltoe, hot pants or spandex workout outfits. This phenomenon is usually very erotically stimulating, and is never seen in plus size women, and if seen in men, it creates the same reaction in homosexuals.
you can't beat those "separation diamonds"
-xojackso (chat forum participant) said of a picture of two sexy japanese women wearing red totally form-fitting pants.
-xojackso (chat forum participant) said of a picture of two sexy japanese women wearing red totally form-fitting pants.
by Miles R C Herrington August 4, 2006
Get the separation diamondmug. referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"
by shthed October 2, 2025
Get the separate the poo from the fartsmug.