shanker

used to be a slut, whore but now shes a braceface so she can't fuck anyone or give head to anyone- and shes still an annoying, grumpy bitch
whore of the north shore

shanker the skank, north shore slut

by shankerhater December 4, 2007

The Pakistani Spanker

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.

Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.

by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011

spanker

A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.

"You should see the little spanker that just started working at McDonalds"

by Uncle Puppy September 14, 2008

Stanker

A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters.

"Whoa look at that hipster."
"No man, that's a Stanker, they don't give a fuck."

by TheStanke October 16, 2012

spankerchief

material used to wipe your load off

by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003

Ankle spanker

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

Shankerz

First seen in World of Warcraft 2004.

If you were deemed a "Shankerz" was to be known as getting the thunderfury server first on spirestone hord, and going 1 vs 15 Addiction players and stomping there faces in. Once the first Shankerz was known, many others attempted to copycat. The original Shankerz is today still regarded as a expert among men!

Omg, Did you just pull a Shankerz

by jollybones August 20, 2013