rylan

a rylan is a very humorous person. she has to have a funny personality in order to compensate for her lack of looks. rylan’s can have a sort temper and get pissed off easily. but overall, if you are on the good side of a rylan, she can make you laugh until you cry.

dude she is so funny omg, she must be a rylan

she’s kinda being rude, must be the rylan in her

by thisgirlrightherre12453 January 31, 2021

Rylan

Rylan is a cunt

Person 1: hey have you heard of rylan?
Person 2: yea he's a cunt

by Davey11122 November 23, 2021

Rylan

Rylan is the guy who sits more than 5 feet apart from the other guy in the hot tub.
Rylan eats mad grub and takes fat dubs
They are generally very cool and athletic and they like Bingo With Old Men. Why? You tell me.
Rylans get no girls but all the guys.
Rylans like balls of all assortments, such as volleyballs, basketballs, footballs, manballs, etc.

-"Rylan, I like your grub!"
- "Thanks. I got it yesterday. Now leave me alone, I have balls to play with."

by masculine man November 22, 2021

Rylan

AIDEN! we don't like Rylan. She is not for you.

AIDEN! GET AWAY FROM HER HER ASS ISN'T FAT. RYLAN DOESN'T LIKE YOU!

by Braxxi April 05, 2022

Rylan Knox

Rylan Knox is a mommy lover with a good boy fetish. He and his mom go down all the time on his Chode

Person: hey rylan!
Rylan Knox: can’t talk, gonna go see my mommy. She said if I be good she’ll call me her good wittle baby boi 🥺

by Lincon_emerson March 06, 2024

Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018

Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.

- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.

by Miket325 July 30, 2020