Rusty Clarinet

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

rush e

haha half of the piano go brrrrrrrr

producer in rush e: les make so it is really loud and uses half of piano to make this cyka blyat russia masterpiece
sheet music boss: yes

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

Russian Female Gold Diggers

Beautiful but pieces of ungrateful shit that make you spend unnecessary amounts of money ranging up to thousands

only men who don’t get pussy and are desprete get russian female gold diggers

by Fadeider January 14, 2019

russian cornbread

panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia

With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread

by Texas MPM October 20, 2013

Rusty churro

A sand covered penis following anal sex on the beach.

It was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.

by Los Lobos November 28, 2015

rustem

a guy who is looking handsome, he has a great style and loves fashion. every girl wants to be with him, but only one girl will win his heart.

rustem is looking good today

by rustem January 2, 2017

rustard

An insult meaning russian retard
The "rustard" term came from Dota 2.

EU player: fucking rustard
Rustard: SOLO MID OR FEED

by allonzo July 25, 2019