Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

by marbury986 September 26, 2009

Rusty

A handsome man with beautiful eyes and a big heart. Very funny and outgoing. Loves to stay busy doing what’s good and encourages people he cares for to do what’s best. He’ll give u the love you’ve never felt before and make you believe and achieve your dreams. He might be evil but in a funny way. He likes to joke a lot but always tells the truth. Honesty and trust is a big thing for him. Also he’s very athletic and likes to stay fit. Eats a lot but still manages to stay in shape. If u ever fall in love with a rusty, hold onto him and never let him go. Stay by his side and support him through everything he does. He deserves the best. He might fall in love with a girl who’s young and beautiful but smart. Who has the same dreams as him but doesn’t fall for him right away. She has the courage to stand up for herself and chose the right choices. He’ll do anything to have a future with her and grow a family.

If u ever catch a rusty, hold on to him an never let him go.

by Wisebitch May 26, 2018

Rusty Knee

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period

Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers

by Texas Haz January 12, 2009

Rusty Newspaper

The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.

Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".

by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012

rusty sponge

When you use a sponge as a cumrag and forget about it under the bed. Several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the semen, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.

Person 1: Bro I found some good-ass porn but all my rags were used so I used my mom's dish sponge.
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!

by TimmyTheSlayer February 26, 2018

Rusty Springs

A redhead or Ginger person's pubic hair.

She had blonde hair, imagine my surprise when I discovered her rusty springs down there!

by john kenny March 1, 2009

Rusty Milkbox Ukulele

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

by noxymann April 20, 2009