Rumstum

1) verb; to destroy objects in your surrounding area while making an over-the-top attempt to kill an insect.

2) verb; to destroy ANYTHING in your surrounding area due to unnecessary exuberance and really putting a damper on the evening.

3) noun; to be the person who ruined the evening due to over-exuberant gestures causing unneeded cleanup and the loss of personal possessions.

"You completely rumstummed my entire collection of hummel figurines over an insignificant mosquito!"

"Chill out Gregory, thats the third glass you've broken today, its only a WNBA game, who's the Rumstum now?"

"Katie is a fucking rumstum. and i hate her ugly face and guts."

by Cuisse C. March 7, 2010

Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee

The art of blending rum and caffeine free diet Pepsi into the ultimate low calorie, semi-healthy, party drink. Great for losing weight after the holiday season.

"Hey bartender! I'm trying to shed some on those holiday pounds. I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee."

by Jeff Fugelsang January 13, 2008

Rumscock

Jimmy Rumi or a title given to someone if they said something stupid. Also can use Patty for short.

Jimmy Rumi is a patty rums if ive ever seen one.

by Patty Rumi August 17, 2003

donald rumsfeld

endearing term for Donald Rumsfeld

I think i need some cream for my Rumsfeld Dr

by ben December 10, 2003

Rumsfeld

The act of vomiting and crapping at the same time. Usually quite stressful given the simultaneous urges to sit on and kneel in front of the toilet bowl.

Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.

by thatbul83 July 27, 2010

Rumsfeld

(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up

Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.

by neuron February 1, 2010

rumspringasploitation

Media such as television shows, films (documentary or otherwise), etc. that portrays the Amish tradition of Rumspringa (wherein an adolescent is able to explore the outside non-Amish world for a period of time), usually with exaggeration and creative editing for effect to entertain rather than educate the non-Amish viewing audience.

Television programs like "Amish In The City" and "Breaking Amish" are rumspringasploitation shows that make the sheltered Amish teenagers seem like a combination of hillbillies and college freshmen at their first keg party.

by JDinNH April 14, 2013