Rufus

A person who doesn’t get any bitches and is constantly rejected by everyone. He thinks very highly of himself but is disliked by everyone. Rufus can also be very nerdy.

Nathan: - Rufus why are you always rejected?
Rufus: - Because I am an Rufus.

by I am very sexy🥵🥵🥵 April 25, 2022

rufus

something contracted while under the influence of "roofies"
ie, a venereal disease, or a child.

Guy1: Dude! a small, furry creature just crawled out of your pants! WTF?
Guy2: Man! I don't remember anything after those Roofies we took...but I must have gotten myself a rufus!
Guy3: You must have caught the Crumps!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

ruffus

Someone who tries to succeed in web design, yet fails everytime. Also could be a member of a gay clan called WC.

Ruffus is a ruffus. lol

by WC|SnaKe March 10, 2003

Mad Rufus

Described as "cool", "awesome", something really likeable.

WOAH!!!! That song is mad rufus!!!!

by AMFS November 23, 2009

Rufus

To hug with the eyes, A simple hugging used with your eyes wide open and with a concerned stare.

I sall my best friend in the hall, so I gave her a rufus.

by saltycrackers925 December 4, 2007

Rufus

Someone who says they are one thing, but are, in actual fact, lying. They can't actually do what they said they could. Although they do try to do what is asked of them, they fall short and eventually leave and leave the people they were working with hanging/better off.

"We'd like to see your programming portfolio to make sure you're not a Rufus."

by FurryHamster May 6, 2014

rufeus

The beatles lost twin, spends his days watching cartoons, could be gay coz he likes teh pretty colors!

by Anonymous September 19, 2003