Read and rub

When someone sends or says a sexually explicit paragraph of fantasy and lust and asks you to rub your vagina while reading it in aims to get you wet.

The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".

Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.

Person 1:*sends big paragraph about sex and sexual experience they want to do*
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch

by Mypasswordispassword June 24, 2014

rub mint

to waste time, to do nothing of importance (especially as opposed to working)

person #1: so what has he been up to?
person #2: nothing much, really. you know, just rubbing mint.

by wf January 17, 2004

Belly Rub

When your dog lays down on his back and sticks his belly out for you to rub! Gotta love it, it's so cute! :)

I luv my wittle Murphy!

by Innocent Girl January 04, 2005

rub joints

Hotels designed for high occupancy but with lower quality and amenities. Lodging for ordinary people.

"The hotels here are bigger and swankier than any of the rub joints back in Las Vegas."
-Hyman Roth in Godfather II talking about hotels in Havana.

by Jennifer Henry December 22, 2006

rubbing fluffies

Lesbian sexual act, rubbing vagina's together

look at those lesbians they must be rubbing fluffies

by MW001 July 07, 2010

dolphin rubbing

When a person rubs a dolphin for sexual pleasure of themselves or the dolphin.

Karen and Matt are perverts. I heard they went dolphin rubbing on their honeymoon

by Tweedus101 July 18, 2015

yuppie rub

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies

Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"

by The Rusty Porpoise November 02, 2014