rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

by 50 cal August 20, 2009

rub mint

to waste time, to do nothing of importance (especially as opposed to working)

person #1: so what has he been up to?
person #2: nothing much, really. you know, just rubbing mint.

by wf January 17, 2004

Belly Rub

When your dog lays down on his back and sticks his belly out for you to rub! Gotta love it, it's so cute! :)

I luv my wittle Murphy!

by Innocent Girl January 3, 2005

rub joints

Hotels designed for high occupancy but with lower quality and amenities. Lodging for ordinary people.

"The hotels here are bigger and swankier than any of the rub joints back in Las Vegas."
-Hyman Roth in Godfather II talking about hotels in Havana.

by Jennifer Henry December 27, 2006

rubbing fluffies

Lesbian sexual act, rubbing vagina's together

look at those lesbians they must be rubbing fluffies

by MW001 July 9, 2010

yuppie rub

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies

Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"

by The Rusty Porpoise November 1, 2014

lunch rub

that special moment you take in the middle of the day to pamper yourself and rub one out on your lunch break, preferably in the breakroom at work...a lunch rub can be solo, or tandem, or group...whatever works for the individual

So, I had a wicked awesome lunch rub today...I'm ready to face the rest of the day.

by Sean Riedel April 12, 2008