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Robbed

When someone you have engaged in an argument with, pretends that they are talking to someone else in an effort to subside the standing argument, but is caught in an awkward state of embarrassment, yet continues to go with the pretend conversation.
F- Dude you have no swag what so ever! Give up on life!
R- Shut up! Anyways...
F- Who the F*** are you talking to?
R- Matt, duh he was like... talking to me.
F- FYL, fo eva...
S-Yo, I think you just got Robbed?
F- FYL too man.
by YouCallMeSenaCauseImSena,SENA September 23, 2010
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rob

the act of masturbating and attempted to ejaculate in ones mouth but missed and you got a loadfull in the eye instead.
so i was going for a nate last night and ended up with a rob instead.
by junk monk September 19, 2012
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rob

to 'rob' is a term originated from northern england which means to 'steal' or 'take something unlawfully'. To be 'On the rob' is an extension of this term, and is used when someone is stealing numerous things in a shop, or is planning to 'rob' a house. The term is probably derived from the word 'robber'...as in 'Bank Robber'
"The gypos are on the rob, you want a DVD player for £20"

"I was just walking along, minding my own, when this seagul swooped down and robbed me chips!....gutted"
by louista May 25, 2007
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rob

he always says less is more, that is also like his penis. He has always a R.O.B. (random occuring boner)
Ooh Rob has a ROB
by Jasper L November 23, 2021
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ROB

Random Occuring Boner. This usually happens when a hot ass girl walks by you in the middle of class, you look at her, and POOF. Instant boner and instant embarrassment. Congratulations my friend, you have a ROB.
Tyler: "Dude, you need to get your ROB under control."
Grant: "Ahhhh man, she's so hot though. Oh shit, look away!"
Tyler: "That was disgusting as fuck, man."
by HEHMKM July 17, 2013
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no rob

when you thought someone was tryna rob you, but then later realize there was NO ROB included into the situation.
Mr. Houd: alright people , homework on google classroom.

English class: tryna rob!!!

Yinkala: Mr. Houd you trifling, you always finna give us some bitch ass 10 page hw assignment

English class: YAH

Yinkala: and there all so abnormally problematic.

Mr. Houd: damn, calm down the hw is only 1 question that asks you what you would do you had $1,000,000.

English class: no rob, no rob, no rob
by no rob March 11, 2018
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ROB

Reasonable Or Bullshit
A simple logic test one should apply to suggestions or ideas from certain friends named Rob. Ask yourself, "is what Rob just told me Reasonable Or Bullshit?".
This should be one of the guiding principles in judging any situation in life concerning friends named Rob. It's an invaluable test that will prevent you from getting screwed over again and again.
Chico, I think we just got ROB'd! Rob told us that he wouldn't bring anyone else fishing in Tionesta this year and he showed up with 5 friends from work. Now we are stuck paying for these freeloading assclowns fishing and golf weekend!
by twinpeaker October 5, 2008
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