Ricer

Any person who spends all of their money trying to make the gay car their mommy and daddy bought them look faster by adding large spoilers, stickers, wheels, lame exhausts and altezza taillights.
I love owning those ricers almost as much as I love owning Mustang GT's with my 4 door fwd family sedan (see nismo)
by 5 speed 95se max August 14, 2003
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A slang term used to describe someone who owns or drives a "rice rocket". ("Rice rocket" is a term to describe cars made from asian countries) The term "rice rocket" has been around far longer than the recent fad of "import tuning". The term has been closely associated with "tuned" rice rockets, not stock asian import vehicles. (people who drive stock imports are generally not talked about)
anyone who drives a "tuned" (asian) import vehicle. These people can be commonly found at places like "Pep Boys" or at "Kragen" auto centers. They are usually in aisle 7 shopping for flashy crap to (poorly) accessorize their car.
by Brendon January 12, 2005
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A diagonosis for people with the inability to see past a car's true preformance potential. Limited by the belive that a 4 cylinder, front wheel drive compact car has immence preformance potential - yet fail to factor in the very high costs and mass unreliablitity of front wheel drive cars in the hopes of the car having more than 300 horse-power. The car ulimately is unstable and the engine is slowy "killing itself" from the high revolution.
"What are you talking about? That RSX-S is the best ultra-sports car in the world! It can rev to 9000rpms! You know - revs equal speed!"
by OBS April 24, 2003
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Person who cruises up and down the streets in overhauled, over painted cheapass american cars that have been fitted with Coffee can mufflers to look like a Jap car. This person says that they hate "Fast and the Furious" but everyone else knows that that movie is the only reason that they bought that car.
"Dude, look at that f***ing ricer."

"RIIIICERR!!!" ( Scream this at them as they drive by )
by John Lansford July 23, 2003
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a jack-off mobile usually a honda that is easily confused for a SHOPPING CART at your local grocery store. usually driven by: yes, you guessed it boys and girls : JACK OFFS
vrrooom vrrrrorooom *guy in civic* maybe if i jacked off faster, this piece of s#$t will run a 10 second 1/4 mile.
by k&y September 18, 2003
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A person who is involved in the sport import compact scene. See rice boy.
A wing, muffler and wheels... The typical car of a typical ricer.
by jt November 22, 2002
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noun, any person who adds downforce to the rear end of a front wheel drive car in order to achive quicker acceleration
My civic had slow bumpers so i added a body kit and wing and now it hits much harder from the rollon
by rexracer November 24, 2002
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