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booty ribbon

by Ceegreen1977 February 19, 2018
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Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.
Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.
by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017
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blue ribbon

to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.
When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.
by dirty dirts July 2, 2006
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red ribbon

The act of screwing the fuck otta someone when there on their period.
billy:i dont wanna fuck u!!!
kim:why not?
billy:im not tryin to earn my red ribbon today!!!
by adam j wead August 13, 2007
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white ribbon of death

In skiing or riding: a super sick and steep spine line.
Dude, I was totally stoked shredding that white ribbon of death. It was the burly gnar gnar
by jhizzi October 20, 2018
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pabst blue ribbon light

Like regular Pabst Blue Ribbon but not as "heavy". May or may not be as "hip" as original PBR.
person 1: "Where did you get that pabst blue ribbon light?"
person 2: "At the beer store. It was just at cheap as regular pabst."
person 1: "Cool. I guess?"
by Phej May 16, 2008
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Participation Ribbon

Similar to a trophy wife, only without the appeal. Rarely wears make-up or flattering outfits, opting instead for mom jeans and baggy t-shirts. Travels by minivan, often with beads, a dream catcher or a Hawaiian lei hanging from the mirror. Not likely to have had any augmentation or surgical improvements done, instead believing in "natural beauty." Much less likely to be served with divorce papers upon turning 40.
Wow, look at the lady in curlers driving the Aerostar. That's beyond a second place trophy wife. She's a downright participation ribbon. She should really get that mole on her face checked out!
by PylonSTL September 9, 2010
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