Inkwell Rhythm Makers

The Inkwell Rhythm Makers are a band out of Eugene, Oregon. Kit and Joe (the founding members of I.R.M.) have been playing music togther for years. It wasn't until the summer of 2004 that they met a mysterious hobo fiddler that introduced us to two other characters named Apple and Kate. They decided to recruit us into the Sourmash Hug Band and we spent the next year or so hitchhiking and riding trains up and down the west coast. Willis used to play with Bloody Castles Ragtime Band. Eventually there was some dispute between the members and the band broke up. One day the saw player from Bloody Castle's, Inga, started playing with Sourmash. Through her they started jamming with Willis. Eventually, after recording an album in the basement of our old house, the Alamo, we did some more playing and then decided to split the band up. Mike (the aforementioned mysterious fiddler) wanted to play more gypsy oriented stuff. Joe, Kit and Willis wanted to play more crusty, ragtime, jug band stuff.... so Sourmash went their way and we crawled into the inkwell. There are no hard feelings, everyone is still friends and happy to play the music we love. Sourmash still plays all over the place and sometimes changes some members around to form the Hobogoblins, (check them both out if you get the chance). The Inkwell Rhythm Makers live in Eugene, Oregon and travel in a really nasty red van appropriately dubbed "The Nard Mobile." Spend the night in it some time if you get the chance. P.S. they are not a jug band as much as ya'll might want it. they just can't subscribe to the title because, they don't have a jug. Simply put. But they do play "jug band" music on top of 20's & 30's jazz, Ragtime, novelty, String Band music, (country) blues, tunes. Along with some originals in the same vein.

The Inkwell Rhythm Makers are a rad band that everyone should listen to! Lets make them big!

by theycallmesky June 2, 2009

circadian rhythm method

A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.

"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."

"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008

cicadian rhythm

The pulsating sound vibrating all around you as cicadas fill the trees with their mating calls.

The leaves were swaying to the cicadian rhythm.

by Nazgul7of9 June 7, 2011

Anti-rhythm

When someone's rhythm on the dance floor is so bad that it causes others to lose their ability to dance.

I was on the dance floor getting my groove on when I happened to look at the young blonde who was dancing like she was having a seizure standing up. Her anti-rhythm was so bad, I lost my ability to move to the beat.

by FrankieV September 19, 2014

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

whiteboy no rhythm

when a whiteboy gyrates, dances or makes any kind of movement to a musical beat or tune. this usually takes place at a party in company of some girl that said whiteboy is trying to impress.

"yo, check out that guy on the far side of the room trying to do the running man."
"whiteboy no rhythm!"

by g-ring May 5, 2007

Phone-Number Rhythm

The rhythm you use when you are telling someone your phone number (in person not in a text). Usually area code (pause) first three numbers (pause) and the the last four numbers.

Bob: Hey, what are your phone numbers?

Phil: Oh, It's 555 555 5555.

Bob: Okay, and you Ted?

Ted: Mine is 4444 44 444.

Bob: Dude, you got bad Phone-Number Rhythm!

by Supa Noob April 24, 2010