return to sender

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.

Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody

by Students of Georgia Tech December 13, 2007

returny g

When playing a ye old game of "pingy g", also known as table tennis or ping pong, it is someone who returns an epic serve by his or her opponent thus winning that round of "pingy g".

Hey John, I just did a very fast and swift serve and you, being the returny g that you are, returned it back even though I was positive you would miss and therefore one this round! Good Job!

Bob: OHH, did you see that serve I just did! It was so epic!

John: Yeah it was good, but I just returned it!

Bob: Wow, look-ee here, we have a returny g in the house!

by camelliott January 1, 2009

Beer of no return

The last beer you can have before crossing over from having a casual drink to being out all night and becoming a drunken mess.

Dude,I can't drink tonight. My beer of no return number is very low. If I have more than two, I'll be out all night

by Alfredo (Al) Coholic July 6, 2011

Return Fire

When you're droppin bombs on a toilet with too much water in the bowl, and it splashes back at you, returning the fire

After 2 Qdoba burritos, i hit the restroom to drop a few bombs, but was met with Return Fire from the feisty bowl.

by messy_marv_32 February 20, 2010

Mini Punch No Return

Ranging from when the original mini went out of production. This phrase is then called when any mini comes into view or is spotted and the caller may punch any number of his company without danger of them retaliating. This can only be done once per mini per person.

*mini comes into sight*
Caller: Mini punch no return!!!
*punches member(s) his friends^

by Grubba June 10, 2004

return of the king

The best movie ever created in all the history of movies ever!

Do we really need an example?

by Rosie February 7, 2004

return (noun)

The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).

In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.

by Brian January 23, 2004