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Chronic Retardation

It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.
OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?
by icchie_x October 8, 2009
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retarded bitch

A bitch and a retard that is both an ass and... well retarded... Just face it, retarded bitches are all around us and probably exist in outer space too.

THEY RUIN YOU! Beware of the friggin' retards and bitches combined. Seriously.
Damn! He cuckholded me and his IQ is at 69!!! What a retarded bitch.

Catarine Joicaphine decided to jump scare him again, but fell over in her chair and had a stroke... What a toxic retarded bitch!

This dude Ben Dover had parents who cheated on each other, and had a low enough IQ to name him that... What retarded bitches.

Peter Zheng got pissed at his ex-girlfriend because his coin business wasn't going well so she finally rejected his micropenis... What a retarded bitch!

The ghost got her class killed by farting loudly when the gunman walked by her class... Such a retarded bitch.
by itsteviewonder February 22, 2019
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Retarded nigga

Jared: David come over here
David : fucking dies
Jared: you retarded nigga
by Big nibba 69 on your mom March 18, 2019
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Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me
by Dave December 14, 2004
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Retardave

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.
I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.
by Atthaniel January 15, 2021
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Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle
Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey
by Happy! July 10, 2021
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Retardeder

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.
He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.
by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022
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