A jazz band from the the '70s, Weather Report was made up of pianist Joe Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. Some members that have gone through include the late great Jaco Pastorius, who was a virtuoso at bass. They went through a string of drummers, including Alphonse Mouzon, Eric Gravatt, Greg Errico, Leon 'Ndugu' Chancler, and Chester Thompson.
Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!
Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!
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Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.
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A new thing in Windows XP for the user to have the option of sending in the error to Microsoft. It is said to be useless and annoying, but in future years(3-5) Theres errors will be programmed and used to help...but they have no effect on the programs right now.
To disable these annoying things, go to Control Panal>Performance and Maintenance>System>Advanced>Error Reporting>Check 'Disable error reporting.'
Or you may just right click the My Computer icon and go to Properties>Advanced>Error Reporting>Disable
Or you may just right click the My Computer icon and go to Properties>Advanced>Error Reporting>Disable
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Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.
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