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Doof Residue

An internalized beat or rhythm following a multiple-day-festival, which persists in the mind of a person for sometime after the music has ended.
Gary is usually a straight talker and square walker but given the pulsing pelvic thrusts and deep hip gyrations that flourish from his every step, I'd say that fella has a hint of doof residue still in his system.
by BigThompson December 16, 2012
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residue whore

1) A scuzzy female who is constantly on the hunt for residue of any number of substances . Generally speaking addictive ones .

2) a mythical creature who roams the back woods of British Columbia in search of residue

3) Rosie o' Donnell
Will someone get this dirty residue whore out of here , she won't stop plate scraping
by Tryan September 21, 2016
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poop residue

Little flakes of poop that slide of the poop piece during the decent into the water, this process occurs during the poops time spent in the air after leaving your bum hole
Poop residue settles in high numbers of poop particles on the ceramic toilet bowl visible to the naked eye. "The stuff you need the brush for" DO NOT CONSUME
by Swaggridd April 28, 2016
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revenge residue

the imaginary leftovers on your fingertips after enacting some sweet revenge
After I got some payback on Steve for breaking my windshield by slashing his tires, there was still some revenge residue on my hands. I licked every finger in front of him. It was awesome.
by Power of 4 March 7, 2012
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residual screen time

The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way
I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
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copenhagen residue

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her Copenhagen Residue.
by Elricho May 14, 2022
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Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.
Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.
by Porksword153 December 30, 2023
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