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Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.
Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.
by Ligonier March 20, 2013
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jerkers remorse

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
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Buster’s Remorse

The moment after you nutted, you feel disgusted at what you masturbated to, questioning your sanity and/or standards.
After little Timmy nutted, he felt Buster’s Remorse after rewatching the video he masturbated to, feeling disgusted with himself.
by Hjack September 27, 2019
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Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."
by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012
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Bandwidth Remorse

The feeling of impatient despair after realizing that the video you have just clicked on is not what you wanted, or is dull and worthless to your purposes. Similar to buyer's remorse; Bandwidth Remorse lasts for up to 6 seconds, which is the time it takes to find the "X" to close the video. Six seconds in Internet time is currently 3 minutes. A loose application of Moore's law is increasing the time (in 18 months - 3 seconds will be 6 Internet minutes).
After clicking "watch video" on the condo for sale ad, Max had bandwidth remorse. The "video" turned out to be a low quality slideshow with music and a cheesy script. It took Max five seconds to realize his misstep and find the "X" that closed the PowerPoint "video". Those five seconds felt like minutes.
by CaptJTKirk July 26, 2012
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Buyer's Remorse

That feeling you get when you realize that the person you voted for in the last election was an even bigger disaster than the one they replaced.
Watchingwhat the new presidentdid to the country during his first week in office, many Americans immediately developed buyer's remorse.
by THX1180 March 12, 2021
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Lover's Remorse

When you end up hating the person you liked/loved just the other day. You may or may not like someone else instead, and it may or may not be followed by a feeling of remorse/douchbaginess for getting over someone so quickly.
John's having a bad case of lover's remorse. Yesterday he loved Julie, and now he hates her.
by zaazaazaa May 18, 2010
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