Remote-remote

When you find/leave a TV remote in a remote area.

That thing was a remote-remote. I couldn't find it anywhere!

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

Remotion

Being returned to your previous job after being demoted.

Bob: Hey man, that sucks that you got demoted and they're bringing in a new guy to do your old job.

Tom: Eh, it's okay. They couldn't find a better person to replace me, so I ended up getting a remotion.

by Moe76 March 22, 2009

Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.

College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!

by Soul_Driver March 4, 2021

remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

remoting

Remoting is were when a guy is sleeping another guy puts a remote up the sleeping guys ass and usually takes a picture of video for future blackmail.

Tom:Last night I was remoting John.
Alice: Oh I bet that pushed his buttons.

by eafy January 28, 2008

remote hog

A person who will change the channel ever 5 seconds.

remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Remoteking

A person whos always richer than someone else in some occasion

Dude that guy just got PKED, yeah but hes remoteking so at'least hes richer than tybreaker3

by bobbarkeriscool December 24, 2008