walt bagwell delicious

Something so delicious it makes you say "this ___ is delicious."

Will: Can't you imagine him saying, "this gum is delicious."? This gum IS walt bagwell delicious!

by General Burnside June 27, 2007

Religious ignorance

The ignorance of being religious, or ignorance in a religious kind of way.

"Give me a book, tell me it's old, and I'll believe every word in it."

by IkeM October 10, 2003

delicious

A hottie that has it all. Brains, Bod, Personality, Tude, A True Goddess...

She is so delicious - a total package. Just the thought of her is enough to make me loose my mind.

by Dee-li-chus May 8, 2003

religious education

Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)

what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself

by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017

religious masturbator

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.

Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

False Religions

Fake True Religions.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can identified by the way the design on the back looks.

by Aspireso34 March 2, 2008

religious fanatic

Someone who takes a perfectly good creed and assumes that because they pretend to follow it, they are allowed to do anything they want even if they don't really follow the creed at all. Usually insisting that if others do not follow their ways, they will be damned.

During the middle ages, Christian religious fanatics entered the Middle East to aide the Bysantine Empire, and were often slaughtered.

Today, religious fanatics in Iraq bombed the US embassy. Four were killed, five-hundred twelve were wounded.

by Introbulus January 21, 2005