Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
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relative matrix

The growing number of any value that is related to its self.
biological cells multiply expotentally into a multi trillion celled organism from only one cell. this can be viewed using numbers shown through a relative matrix. two simple numbers can be the gateway to everything relatitive to our existance creating an endless matris of numbers that are relative to our own existance, birthdates, cell numbers, addresses, names, personalitys, ect.
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Facebook relatives

One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.
Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.
by T-Bizzcuit March 21, 2010
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Relative Attractiveness

When a person of the opposite gender appears hot only in certain circumstances yet is significantly less hot in other situations.
Likely coming from our primal instinct to find the best mate for reproduction in case a disaster happens in say, a classroom.
"That girl Stacy is hot!"
"Nah. That's just relative attractiveness. She's pretty ugly compared to Jessica."
by cruel1079 June 17, 2015
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Pulling a rel

Aggressively flirting with Lotti for at least an hour
by Michelle is my bae February 28, 2020
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IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."
by weave September 18, 2003
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relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot
"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.
by Big_Yoder March 04, 2009
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