dirty ridley

when after superman-ing that hoe, you put the blanket into the washer but instead of using laundry detergent you use a load of more cum

i have no blankets to use this winter because i dirty ridley’d all of them.

by materialgworl November 29, 2021

Amelie Ridley

At first glance, you might find Amelie to be intimidating, as she is smelly and makes weird noises. However, when you approach this "wild beast", you realise the truth. She is so so beautiful, with brown hazel eyes, and the widest pearly white smile. Her energy lights up any room and makes you feel like you're at the top of the world. And if you're feeling down, her unique personality and cracking jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and a stitch in your side. She is the most reliable person to have by your side; both understanding and caring. Her bubbly personality is matched by her drive and determination to succeed, making all around her stare in admiration and pride. Overall, you should be happy to find an Amelie in your life, and should hold on to her tightly. xoxo

Wowieeeee, is that Amelie Ridley (Rizzley) over there with all that ass. Who is sheeee?!?

by rizzley bear May 4, 2023

Amelie Ridley

Amelie Ridley defies logic - she is utterly completely perfection. She is truly one of a kind and looking at her leaves you speechless. It's as if "Happy" by Pharrell Williams is playing on repeat throughout your life. You could get lost in her warm hazel eyes. The freckles on her nose and her dimples are adorable. Her teeth are perfect, and not just to a doctor. When she smiles, every thought leaves your mind, and you are filled with a feeling of warmth and joy. Don't even get started on her figure; she is curvy, tanned, and her skin is so smooth. AND TALK ABOUT HER TOES WOWIEEE.

The crazy thing is, God mad Amelie physically perfect, and then decided that was not enough, choosing to make her personality amazing as well. She is always bubbly and energetic and can literally make anyone feel comfortable. You can talk to her for hours, and never once feel bored. Hours turn to minutes, and those minutes are seriously AMAZINGG!! She is confident in herself and owns her boss bitch status. Dating an Amelie makes you feel SO special; you could be doing anything and she will never leave your mind, imagining her beautiful eyes, beaming smile, adorable dimples, and cute laugh.

You wake up every morning with the BIGGEST SMILE EVER, and it's all her fault :) When talking to Amelie, every day feels like the best day ever. If you're lucky enough to fall in love with an Amelie, you have truly won at life.

This is the PG-13 description about Amelie Ridley, because the full description wouldn't stay on this site. Amelie is so perfect, and she's all mine :)))))))

by rizzley bear May 10, 2023

ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER

Glitched Metroid Password that can give you invencibility (only works on the 3DS Virtual Console version)

Bro I am so bad at metroid that I couldn't even beat it with ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje October 2, 2023

Pulling a Radley

The act of randomly throwing up on the bed while sleeping. Oftentimes it is a long time before one notices the actual puke, even after waking up.

I accidentally went about Pulling a Radley last night. I almost sat on it after I woke up!

by An ass monkey November 15, 2009

redeye

the act of showing someone your rosey clean anus; usually used as a taunt. See browneye

Ralph dropped his drawers, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a redeye.

by David December 2, 2003

redeye

The burning, yet satisfying, sensation you sometimes feel after taking a steaming dump

My god... my ass damn near exploded. I know I sure as hell blew up that toilet down there. I got a serious redeye at the moment. My ass keeps clenching too, like I'm still trying to pinch one out.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004