Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

by FailedLogic October 19, 2011

The reason I will not succeed in life

See reddit

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life

by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013

cheesing for no reason

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why

Casey woke up cheesing for no reason

by Nip.z September 20, 2012

Nai we’re gettin to the reason

Whenever someone is in a scrapper mood towards you and you find out the reason and must let them know that you know.

Boy 1-Nai we’re gettin to the reason , nai we’re getting to the reason, who do you support?
Bai in a scrapper mood- Celtic
Boy 1-Scum, nai that’s the reason

by Bifter smythster November 2, 2019

redankulous

ultimately rediculous, often describing the danketty-dank among marijuana. extra special. premier.

dude, this takilma shit is redankulous!

by dr.ganj January 11, 2006

rich-for-no-reason

An adjective to describe a person that is inexplicably wealthy and spends the bulk of their time shopping, posing for the paparazzi and gettign arrested for DUIs. Also known as an heir/ess...a multi-millionaire that did nothing of substance to earn their money and thusly has no idea how to spend it productively.

"Paris Hilton just bought her 17th Mercedes? Has that rich-for-no-reason bitch ever thought of, I dunno, donating some of that wasted money to charity?!"

by stenzo. September 23, 2007

redacted

1. usually means a censored document
2. another name for retarded. mostly used in twitter. first made popular by twitter user, DegenSpartan, now used as an alternative for retarded

he is redacted lmao

by redactedspartan April 4, 2022