When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.
Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.
Betsy: How do you know that?
Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!
Betsy: How do you know that?
Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!
by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 30, 2016
Get the Trump's Razormug. The use of the 1992 film "Lawnmower Man" as the precise tipping point of film quality. Using Lozano's razor, all films but one can be categorized into two camps: "better than Lawnmower Man" or "worse than Lawnmower Man."
While she could argue the merits of the movie all night, in the end it always came down to Lozano's razor: Citizen Kane was decidedly better than Lawnmower Man.
by asuc February 22, 2009
Get the Lozano's razormug. a sharp crease down the front of your pants mostly asociated w/ Dickie work pants. shows that pants are fresh(see definition of fresh)
by Josh Paladino December 14, 2008
Get the razor creasemug. "Walking weapon", as in "I'm a walking straight-razor", don't you watch my size (be mislead by my small stature)
If you wanna live, live
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh
by Escapistus September 29, 2022
Get the steppin' razormug. Code for making fun of annoying kids on Razor scooters. Way of calling them flaming fags for the act of scooting.
"Man, that kid at the skatepark was cutting everyone off." "Ah yeah, I saw that little Razor burner ruining the session too."
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"
by Straight up Pummmpedd December 19, 2014
Get the razor burnersmug. A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.
Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?
Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008
Get the butthole razormug. by somtangwong September 25, 2017
Get the GX-RAZORmug.