Trump's Razor

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.
Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!
by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 28, 2016
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Lozano's razor

The use of the 1992 film "Lawnmower Man" as the precise tipping point of film quality. Using Lozano's razor, all films but one can be categorized into two camps: "better than Lawnmower Man" or "worse than Lawnmower Man."
While she could argue the merits of the movie all night, in the end it always came down to Lozano's razor: Citizen Kane was decidedly better than Lawnmower Man.
by asuc February 22, 2009
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GX-RAZOR

a person who plays critical ops with a fucking controller
Man, Jeff is such a GX-RAZOR!
by somtangwong September 23, 2017
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razor burners

Code for making fun of annoying kids on Razor scooters. Way of calling them flaming fags for the act of scooting.
"Man, that kid at the skatepark was cutting everyone off." "Ah yeah, I saw that little Razor burner ruining the session too."
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"
by Straight up Pummmpedd December 20, 2014
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razor crease

a sharp crease down the front of your pants mostly asociated w/ Dickie work pants. shows that pants are fresh(see definition of fresh)
yo pants aint fresh unless ya got that razor crease!

Used in the south to show off Dickies
by Josh Paladino March 03, 2007
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Greg's Razor

One can never achieve 100% beer efficiency. Some beers out of a 24 will always be lost to friends, frozen in the freezer, spilled, etc.
Why can Nolan never drink all of his beers? answer: Greg's Razor
by saun0087 May 23, 2015
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Ockerman’s razor

1: The most confusing and complicated solution possible.

2: Meant to confuse or distract someone from the original problem.

3: Means to obfuscate or hide the true reason.
I can’t understand what’s going on here, must be Ockerman’s razor.
by losrocket April 12, 2019
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