Tapulation

Noun. The act of repeated, continuous or omnipresent tapping. 'Tapping' is a term which takes on extra meaning in a game of Magic^TM: the Gathering, which is to place something in the state of tapped.

My deck "Lockdown" uses total tapulation to pwn you. ( see pwn )

by Horseshoe_Hermit May 13, 2005

Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation

"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"

by Samsamson January 18, 2019

reputationash13

@reputationash13 ( Clem ) is the best stan account on the whole stan twitter . He pulled out three successful eras called 𝖗𝖊𝖕 , 𝔐𝔬𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 and 𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖓 𝖒𝖊 𝕰𝖗𝖆 ( going on ).
He's the definition of taste and also he hates cupcakes with a passion.

- @ClemNation13

(Official stan acc)

How will you define taste? reputationash13 hating enchanted.

by Clemnation13 October 14, 2020

Regulation Ranger

The US ARMY has always maintained its' own cultural norms and behaviors. Longstanding jokes and traditions are part of the very make up and fabric of everyday soldier life. One such longstanding, common euphymism was the identification of "Barracks" titles. There was the "Barracks Barber", usually a lower enlisted who would undercut the Post barber by offering cheaper (and usually better) haircuts within the actual barracks. Of course, there came to be a "Barracks Lawyer" to compliment whatever legal dispute or disciplinary claims that soldiers inquire about. To supercede the "Barracks Lawyer" there is now such an appropriate personal title as "Regulation Ranger". Usually a Regulation Ranger has over an average of 7 years of total service, and usually at least one combat deployment. By a wide margin, most Regulation Rangers happen to hold a rank of Staff Sergeant or above. Most Regulation Rangers are ARMY RESERVISTS as well, and hold absolutely zero authority in their regular, stateside, full time career. As a result of their obvious insecurity towards their duties as a leader, most Regulation Rangers study the ARMY Regulation books in their free time. The point of studying regulation books is so that they may exert their authority over those subordinate to them. Most Regulation Rangers are not only insecure, but many have power and responsibility complexes as well. Never far behind a unit commander or senior NCO is a Regulation Ranger, always manipulating and methodically playing "games" so as to implement more and more useless rules. When the implementation of a new rule is emplaced, a Regulation Ranger is satisfied. Unfortunately, this micromanagement doesn't stop, for it spreads among their like-minded counterparts that are bucking for rank. The only way to defeat a Regulation Ranger is to outperform and outclass them in every possible aspect.

Usually being in the ranks of E-6 to E-9, most Regulation Rangers are insecure and have control complexes.

A Regulation Ranger can implement whatever rules they wish to, and often make up redundant, useless rules right on the fly.

"Hey, you can't wear a knife on your belt. It says so in the regs!"

"Hey! You're only allowed to lift weights after 1700, it was put out in the regs"

"You're not allowed to take more than one pop-tart from Class 1. It says somewhere in the regs!"

by gatesoftanhauser May 15, 2009

First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call

Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

radulations

An expression of praise for an individual that has not only achieved success in some part of life, but that success is also particularly rad.

Radulations on your new high paying job as Jessica Alba's personal boob massager.

by tendrinkdrunk June 24, 2008

Ravelationship

When two people meet at an electronic music festival and really hit it off, it lasts the duration of the 3-day festival before ultimately going eachothers respective ways.

Met this cute girl at Ultra and got caught in a Ravelationship for all 3 days. The music stopped and we realized we had nothing else in common.

by kneuma February 5, 2015