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Ranger Danger 

a bear or other dangerous wildlife disguised in human clothing.
"Man, that bear with the hat was totally ranger danger."
Ranger Danger by Gavin Card February 28, 2008

Ranger detail kill 

Affirmative army jargon synonymous with "check" or "roger that". Abbreviated RDK.
"I'll see you in an hour."
"Ranger detail kill."
Ranger detail kill by Shalia December 5, 2005

Ranger Joe 

That middle aged guy that always finds a way to ruin everything.
The party ended early last night because your father is such a Ranger Joe.

Ranger Redneck

People obsessed with the Texas Rangers and continue to post unnecessary Facebook statuses when no one else cares about it!
She won't shut up about the Texas Rangers. She is surely a Ranger Redneck

Ranger shot 

A drink made from extremely cheap, yet potent vodka (e.g. Taaka). A shot glass is turned upside-down, and a small amount of vodka is poured onto the bottom of the glass, filling the tiny depression. The person taking the shot then snorts the vodka, once into each nostril.
Wilks: Hey Percy, you should do a Ranger shot!

Percy: This sounds like a terrible idea, but ok.
(Sniff)
Percy: HOOAH!
Ranger shot by jMikey93 October 2, 2012

ranger up 

to dress/wear three or more, noticable articles of clothing of one's favorite color.
"Yo, we headin' to the mall. Ranger up and meet us there."
ranger up by Cygnus Atratus November 17, 2012