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rafter shafter 

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).
We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.
rafter shafter by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008
Related Words
rafted rarted rated ratted Rafter Rafed rahted rafeed raftery rated P.G.
1. Short for retarded.

2. A retarded way of saying retarded.
Rarted by IcE WaLLoW CoME June 11, 2018
Ew its a Rafeed
rafeed by Gaber14 September 16, 2013

Lab-Ratted 

Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.

This applies to any situation in which you can be Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.
Alyson: I think we should break up, I like another guy.
Jon: You said you'd always love me, you said you wanted to marry me.
Alyson: I know, but I lied.
Jon was Lab-Ratted

Jeff(To Jim):How was your week off?
Jim:I didn't get to leave till tuesday and had to come in thursday to do books.
Jeff: Wow, your boss lab-ratted you.
Lab-Ratted by PHS2HC2009 May 29, 2009
Someone who just recently arrived from Cuba. Many rafters reside in Miami, specifically, in Hialeah.
"Another fucking rafter came in a floating taxi, bro."
rafter by N. L. Soap August 9, 2006
A misspelling of the wordretarded” that retards use.
6 year old commenter: u r rarted
7 year old commenter: me like fortnut