When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.
by bartfarkel March 14, 2008
Get the Triscuit race mug.damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing.
by Cory Nixon May 20, 2008
Get the buffer race mug.When the site you want won't load, so you open up a new tab and go to the same site and see if it will load faster.
Guy: Yea Google wouldn't load the other day, so i opened up a total of five tabs and the fifth tab ended up winning the tab race.
by Kevin The Cactus December 23, 2010
Get the Tab Race mug.When two men ejaculate at the same time and put their sperm into a woman. Then they cheer on their sperm to see who will impregnate her first. True results will be finalized 9 months after said event.
Sperm Racing:Justin and Jared came at the same time and put it into Nicole.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! YAAAAAAAY! And now...We wait..
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! YAAAAAAAY! And now...We wait..
by Pheno Sony May 27, 2010
Get the Sperm Racing mug.A contest between two people to see who can move the slowest towards an undesirable task when neither wants to do it. Often individuals participating make exaggerated movements in order to appear like they are making an attempt to complete the task.
John and Sally had a slow race to see who would deal with the angry customer on hold.
There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.
There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.
by Marc Bennets June 12, 2008
Get the slow race mug.You have two kegs and two teams with an equal amount of members. Tap the kegs, and then whoever finishes their whole keg first wins.
by Jemegan March 1, 2007
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