Sean's Slip 'n' Slide 

The act of pouring a liquid down a females cleavage and retrieving it with your mouth at the women's vagina

I used Sean's Slip 'N' Slide on Roxane to finish that bottle of Jameson

Sean's Slip 'n' Slide by Sean Christian January 3, 2011

sean’s dick

The largest longest cock you’ve ever seen

Sean’s dick is amazing

sean’s dick by Stg1 July 1, 2019

Sean's Source 

it means there is no source (its a BIG FAT LIE)

tom" did you know new bjork album is dropping tonight"
brady " who told you that"
seif " sean's source obv"
brady "good one seif"
seif (completely unrelated) " fuck tom brady!"

Sean's Source by 5dot September 11, 2022

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping 

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

Sean's opinion 

The opinion of Sean means, something that is fact.

Holy fucking Jesus, Brunel just told me that pineapples don't actually grow on trees!

Yeah mate, that's Sean's opinion.

Sean's opinion by LaPili September 3, 2018

Sean’s Law 

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

Sean’s Law by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022

Sean's A Bitch 

sean is the true definition of "bitch" because he fucked his 12 year old cousin and was not willing to come out about it. he stayed on the balcony with his mom while his father came to confront his friends - who just wanted him to come downstairs and air the issue out.

Video pointed towards Jake: "What can you tell us about today?"
Jake: "Today has been... Oh wait, Sean's A Bitch !!!"

Sean's A Bitch by reptile8772 August 15, 2022