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Raccoon

Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
by MixiM August 22, 2011
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Raccon

When you are extremely tired and manage to spell raccoon wrong on urban dictionary, What were you doing looking up raccoon on urban dictionary? Exactly.
I saw a raccon on the road yesterday.
by Hammy Slice February 21, 2017
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Dirty Raccoon

Act characterized by 2 individuals having doggy style sex. Performer starts to finger the recipients ass and using that same finger draws a fecal circle around the receiving partners eyes. Once the circles are completed, the performer shall end all sexual contact, run out the door and tip over the recipients garbage cans.
I was banging a stuff girl doggy style when she asked for a dirty raccoon. So I fingered her ass, circled both her eyes and then ran out the front door pushing over her garbage cans.
by Vail Guys 2007 March 19, 2007
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Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!
A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah
by Sanjibad December 8, 2010
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Rachael

An awesome gal that lives in the momemt. She's pessimistic at times, but always makes you laugh with her sarcastic humour, she's an insult comic and is a total geek at heart. Anime, superheroes, pokemon, all of that stuff. She can come off as rude, but once you get to know her, you'll be sad to depart from her. She's the best person to have as a friend, and definitely has your back when it counts, don't cross her or her friends. It won't be pretty!
"Damn, Rachael is such a badass."
Sarcastic, funny, and awesome? Definitely a Rachael.
"Marry me, she's just so great!"
by UMP90 July 22, 2017
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Raccooning

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
by TC231 February 17, 2013
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ranch raccoon

A nickname used for whites people used by poc.
Those ranch raccoons never shut up
by FEiV December 3, 2020
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