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Roller's Rights

Used when deciding who starts a joint. To have Roller's rights implies that you have the right to start the joint because you rolled it.
JR: "Hey who is starting this?"
Thomas: "I have Roller's Rights bitches!"
by Alicia McRae December 31, 2007
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Rollers Rights

The reserved right for the smoker that has rolled the product that is about to be smoked with a group of individuals. This right is reserved for the roller to spark up the product first, rollers rights can be given up upon request of another bro
Ex1- Dude: Dude, are we gonna smoke this shit up?
Bro: Yeah bro, let me just finish up rolling
Dude: Ok dude, but I call greens
Bro: Bro, I get to spark it because i rolled it, rollers rights bro

Ex2- Dude: That was a great rolled product dude lets light this other one you rolled
Bro: Ok bro, you can have greens this time, I pass up my rollers rights to you
Dude: Thanks dude
by Jointabalaballala July 31, 2011
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Sluts Rights

The right for women to bang as many partners as she wants providing the justification for an abortion if she gets pregnant.
Promoting sluts rights helps keep the BDSM community alive, abortion clinics in business, and women confused about healthy monogamous relationships.
by Golden029 January 22, 2017
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Retard rights

Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.
Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"

Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"

Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"

Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"

Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"
by Johnny Downer October 24, 2009
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dead to rights

with no possibility of escape or evasion
They caught him dead to rights when he broke in at night.
by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2009
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Bill of Rights

What the Bush Administration is trying its best to eradicate.
TIA, CAPPS, CAPP II, The Patiot Act, The Patriot Act II... What next? Making slavery legal again?
by Ninja Disaster August 28, 2003
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States' Rights

1) A reference to the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

2) A code word that politicians use to signal to racists that they too, are racist. Used in the past to signal that you support segregation and Jim Crow laws.
When Strom Thurmond said he believed in State's Rights, he really meant that he wanted to keep segregation legal in the South.

If you believe in States' Rights but want to pass the Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, you are a hypocrite.
by defenestrator March 9, 2005
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