riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

by sword- August 7, 2004

riding it down

The process by which an ostensibly detrimental process is allowed to finish on the slim chance that it results in an unexpected benefit. Originates in platform games such as Super Mario Bros.

"How's that new contract going?"

"Oh, terrible, but you know, I'm just riding it down."

by J. C. Worsley June 9, 2008

Riding the Tornado

Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.

I always feel sleepy after riding the tornado.

by randomhow April 5, 2011

riding on my dime

A person who uses your name/credit and/or money to have things in life. One who is of complete insignificance and has no ambitions to straighten up and get things on or in his own name. Person who uses another’s good credit/money to get things of his own.

Tommy Boy wants to know if we will list him as a driver on our insurance policy, he got another DUI...he is already on our phone bill.....I’m tired of him riding on my dime.

by Slick74 December 2, 2017

riding the ghost train

The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.

How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!

by Staifreak May 14, 2018

Riding Jaw

When one is gurning so hard they’re literally riding their jaw.

“Me and Connor slammed 6 eccies each last night”
“Aye I saw the snapchat, you cunts we’re both riding jaw pretty hard”

by Yeticunt November 1, 2018

Riding the firetruck

"Riding the firetruck" means to fuck a girl during her period.

I hope you don't mind blood, 'cause we're gonna be riding the firetruck all night, bebe!

by BGirlFreezinLegz March 5, 2009