tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.
Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider
by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 26, 2014
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Excess Rider

When an un-trusting chick doubts that you have climaxed. So while astride your manhood she continually grinds your already swollen tender penis to be sure you have blown your load
Dave - Man, that Susie sure is one mean bitch. I totally lost a load inside her and she wouldn't stop riding me!!

Steve - Dave you wanker! You should never try to lay Susie, she's one of those excess riders!
by K-man75 August 05, 2011
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Link Rider

Someone who does what's called "Link Surfing" or "Link Riding". The action of clicking on links within webpages. One might begin on twitter, follow a link to youtube, click on a link in the sidebar to a news website, and go from there to another site. By the end of an hour, and Link Rider will usually have about eight windows open from different websites.
"What's been taking Bob so long? I thought he was just checking his email."
"Oh... Wendy sent him a link to a Wikipedia article. He's probably been sucked into all the pretty blue links."
"Great! He's probably going to be on there for hours!"
"What a pathetic link rider..."
by missjo5ie September 29, 2009
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Technical Rider

In theater (and musical performance), a rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.
Please send us the "technical rider" in order to know what you want to use in our theatre.
by SHATEELA August 31, 2010
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broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
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batty rider

very small and tight female shorts, which allow you to see a womans butt cheeks (batty) hence the name
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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batti rider

Caribbean (esp. Jamaican) term for very small and tight shorts worn by women, which show the woman's butt (the batti)
Wow you can see her ass in those batti riders.
by TheDiccionario September 09, 2008
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