Rhode Island

1. A great state to leave 2. A half baked political experiment gone horribly awry 3. A good state to drink and drive (even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns and the cops don't care unless you actually hit something and they actually have to work) 4. A textbook example of how to destroy (or privatize)otherwise beautiful and picturesque coastal property 5.On the upside, it's a great place to find an amazing variety of good food at any hour of the day or night, if you know where to go

I,m so glad I finally left Rhode Island after all these years, although it's midnight and I could sure go for a lobster.

by Fritay May 19, 2007

rhodes scholar

Person who attends Oxford and then plays for the NFL.

Myron Rolle was a beast at Oxford, now he's gonna rhodes scholar all over the other team's ass.

by johnnyBgood! February 12, 2010

Rhode Island

1) Hell

2) A trap.

3) A black hole.

1) Person 1: I'm going to hell.
Person 2: Dude what'd you do to have to go to Rhode Island?

2) Oh no! We're in Providence! It's a trap!

3) Person 1: We're gonna be stuck here for the rest of our lives.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because we're in Rhode Island...

by Yamlicious October 25, 2010

rhode island

Apparently filled with illiterate people who cannot spell to save their life.

person A: I'm from Rhode Island how do you spell that?

person b: Me too, I hav know klu.

by Providencebeast April 16, 2007

fender rhodes

a really intense, old keyboard that i want. i think its the keyboard in "money."

omg i made a synth that sounds like a fender rhodes. bah i want the real one tho.

by unusu-al September 07, 2003

rhode island

The place you usually end up when you take a wrong turn.

"We were driving to the Cape we took the wrong exit and ended up in freaking Rhode Island."

by masshole#1 November 06, 2005

Rhode Islander

They have annoying accents and are notorious for pronouncing H's when they shouldn't proounced (wHat? wHere? cool wHip).

They are HORRIBLE drivers! They always cut you off, then go extremely slow. They practically stop before turning and roll into a street.

They will all travel on the highway doing the same speed limit (at about 50 MPH) so no one can pass them.

They like to talk alot and don't know when to shut up.

They will drift into another lane without realizing it and take a sharp turn back into their lane.

Damn Rhode Islander! The RIGHT lane is the slow lane, not the LEFT!

by spekled December 21, 2010