Ranch Lumps

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.

Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

raincheck

To make a arrangment to do a said activity at another time.

First used when baseball games were rained out and fans were issued vouchers that allowed them to return and watch another game.

Bob was too busy trying to get laid, so he had to take a raincheck on our Halo 2 session.

by Flession February 5, 2005

Mug Runcher

Dyslexic Lesbian, this term can also be used to indicate lesbian with low IQ.

That butch Mug Runcher over at the bar is just so dumb she wears her dungarees backwards.

by sue the rottweiler March 5, 2008

Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.

Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing

by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020

Rauncus

To act mischieviously or naughtily.

oh gina! you're so rauncus! ;)

by Rauncus me June 9, 2011

Dusty Rancher

A dusty rancher is a person who likes to have vile gas passed in their face while they perform oral sex.

Tom realized he was a dusty rancher when Tina farted in his face and he liked it.

by sacredburro November 17, 2011