St. Louis Cardinal's center fielder. # 28
Not Kobe, as some idiotic people seem to think.
Colby, C O L B Y
By far the sexiest baseball player in the MLB.
Not only is he dead sexy but he can hit the hell out of a ball (especially in a clutch situation) field great, and is known as a 'speed demon' on the bases. He's got Rookie of the Year written all over him and has a lot of potential
still waiting to come out. Keep your eyes on him. Trust me
you'll like what you see. And lastly anyone who's gotten to hit that is one lucky bitch.
Do Work Colby, You're a beast!
Not Kobe, as some idiotic people seem to think.
Colby, C O L B Y
By far the sexiest baseball player in the MLB.
Not only is he dead sexy but he can hit the hell out of a ball (especially in a clutch situation) field great, and is known as a 'speed demon' on the bases. He's got Rookie of the Year written all over him and has a lot of potential
still waiting to come out. Keep your eyes on him. Trust me
you'll like what you see. And lastly anyone who's gotten to hit that is one lucky bitch.
Do Work Colby, You're a beast!
"Hey did you see that walk-off homerun last night?"
"Hell yeah, my boy Colby Rasmus hit it."
"Yeah, he's so damn sexy!"
"True dat, God bless his parents for making him so damn good looking."
"Hell yeah, my boy Colby Rasmus hit it."
"Yeah, he's so damn sexy!"
"True dat, God bless his parents for making him so damn good looking."
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When a person creates a fantastical lie for selfish reasons in order to make them seem cooler than they actually are, they are in effect "pulling a Rasmus".
Rasmus: "dude, I'm got arrested for possession of speed!"
Dude#1: Wow, Rasmus is talkin some bullshit.
Dude #2: RASMUS, YOU'RE TOTALLY PULLING A RASMUS!!!!
Dude#1: Wow, Rasmus is talkin some bullshit.
Dude #2: RASMUS, YOU'RE TOTALLY PULLING A RASMUS!!!!
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Get the Doing a Rasmus mug.1. Rastus, the Cream of Wheat chef, created circa 1890 by Emery Mapes, one of the owners of Diamond Milling Company. Mapes adapted the image of an African American chef for a wood-cut image used as a logo for the product. In the 1920s, the woodcut image was replaced by the face of a Chicago waiter who was paid $5 to pose in a chef's hat and jacket. This logo has been used with only slight modifications until the present day.
2. A stereotype of the jolly, former slave, and a character of the coon type often featured in minstrel shows.
3. A pejorative name used by white folk for African American males in the 20th Century.
2. A stereotype of the jolly, former slave, and a character of the coon type often featured in minstrel shows.
3. A pejorative name used by white folk for African American males in the 20th Century.
"By no means a lesser virtue of Toole's novel is his rendering of the particularities of New Orleans, its back streets, its out-of-the-way neighborhoods, its odd speech, its ethnic whites -- and one black in whom Toole has achieved the near-impossible, a superb comic character of immense wit and resourcefulness without the least trace of Rastus minstrelsy."
--Walker Percy, Foreword to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'
--Walker Percy, Foreword to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'
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