poke rash

when a poke war on facebook goes on forever and the poker keeps poking you
Damnnnnnn, this poke war is causing me a poke rash.
by fishf00d123 December 26, 2010
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guido rash

A skin irritation received after one brushes against a sweaty over-cologned guido. Worst case occurrence during an outdoor party where the shirt is also removed and the stubbly chest is exposed.
Lauren was inflicted with guido rash after walking across the dance floor next to the hotel pool.
by emknott1 June 13, 2011
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love rash

When you miss and love someone so you get a rash on your chest arms ect.
I got a love rash last night x
by Penisilling June 12, 2019
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stubble rash

Getting a rash/sore chin from kissing a guy with beard stubble. Same as Beard burn.
I got such a bad stubble rash from snogging Paul last night, it's going to take days for it to calm down.
by smurfette33 April 05, 2014
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Ham Rash

When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.
He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.
by Mcwhit April 24, 2021
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rash stash

This is a crust around the mustache / beard area caused by dried on snatch (aka vagina) secretions.
Our co-worker came to work again today with a bad case of rash stash.
by Craig Werner April 15, 2008
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gentleman's rash

The painful areas of skin at the top of your inner leg, arse cheeks and scrotum which develop after working a busy shift in a warm environment: chefs arse
Diner: Excuse me waiter are you having trouble walking?
Waiter: Piss off, I've done a 14 hour shift and my gentleman's rash is killing me!
by Rellie July 27, 2007
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