Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011

universal spice rack

a sexual act, in which several men of different races ejaculate on one woman's bare breasts.

Used in sentence: Hey Chad! So, guess what? Me, Jorge, Antwaan, Mohammed, and Chung gave this super hot chick a universal spice rack last night. It was awesome.

by oOBradicalOo March 17, 2010

Spice rack

A bra-like bottle-holding wrap you wear across your chest, like a bra, that holds spices while you're cooking

"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 4, 2019

rack jacked

When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.

Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.

by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

by FDAU01 November 19, 2010

back rack

The back fat directly behind the titties on an obese woman, her back tits.

"OMG look at that back rack, thats disgusting, its coming after me!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 4, 2005

Gentleman's re-rack

When you're in public and your balls are stuck to the side of your leg and you need to discreetly adjust them

as I walked out of the movie theater I had to perform a quick gentleman's re-rack before the ladies caught eye

by MollyRust May 24, 2019