(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
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Jim: "I can't follow the match with all the noise coming out of those things -- fucking vulv-, uh, vulva ... ."
Joe: "Just call it a queefhorn."
Joe: "Just call it a queefhorn."
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After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.
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