Quarf

When a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.

Sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. Usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. Easier to achieve on a solid surface.

I totally just quarfed. It's came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.

by ASTAN June 1, 2014

Quarf

The act of vomitting

After a night of heavy drinking, I wasn't surprised to learn I had quarfed in front of everyone.

by MissMeag April 14, 2019

Quear

Cute and beautiful

Omg you look quear

by K178 November 16, 2018

queerfag

1. describing something that is incredibly stupid.

2. combining the words queer and fag together.

1. Cleaning the lunch tables is so queerfag! Why don't they make the janitor do it? Argh!

2. That guy's a queerfag.

by Panic! its Michelle. April 19, 2008

Queerf

Abbreviation Of Queerface

Corinne Is A Queerf.

by Rachel = ] August 30, 2007

quear buds

Ear buds for persons with cauliflower ear due to excessive man on man wrastlin'/ huggin'. (The regular ear buds no longer fit in their ear holes, so they must use modified, smaller ear buds to listen to music.)

Peter has such bad cauliflower ear his ear buds won't stay in his ear holes. He had to get some quear buds to listen to his iPod.

by 80crows October 25, 2011

Quarfnock

penicular Flatulence. similar to the female quif. but originates from the penis or groin area.

(fart noise) "dude you just quarfnocked"

by Jackson8 March 10, 2009