When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.
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by ReallyNot_important August 28, 2021
Get the pronko mug.The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand
by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020
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Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka
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I'm off to pwenk. brb.
by bloodyqueen November 23, 2011
Get the pwenk mug.Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.
Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
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