The Capitol Punnishment

The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem

Yo this girl is a bitch she needs capitol puinnishment

i gave my sister the capitol punnishment

by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005

Punnet Sphere

The drunken equivilant to a Punnet Square. Used in place of Punnet square as a retort to being called one initially.

"You're a Punnet Square."
"I'm a Punnet...circle? PUNNET SPHERE MA FUCKA!"

by EvilSera February 4, 2006

punny

brotherly kiss

punny?

by shahaan aziz June 28, 2008

Punny

a bad humored pun thatwould be concidered comedy but makes no one laugh

Comedian- "I just flew in from the East Coast and boy are my arms tired!"
Audience- ha ha... (that was the punniest (punny) opening ever)

by ANARCHY951 January 3, 2011

punnet algae

A common act to perform in any food preparation place. A punnet algae is when you use a rusty spoon to scoop out food contents for a customer (a customer you REALLY hate), in hopes they will get a tetanus-like reaction.
- also see rusty spoon, blunt knife

- Why did you use the punnet algae on that customer?
- Pfft..didnt like them. Total skanks!

by He's the boxman September 28, 2006

punnilopolis

the opposite of sausage fest; a place were many girls are

man its a punnilopolis in here look at all the hott chicks

by cracker13131 June 23, 2008

Punnarious

adj. describing something that is a pun and halarious
noun. something halrious and a pun at the same time

person 1:hay did you this one pun?
person 2:no
person 1: A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

person 2:OMG THAT'S PUNNARIOUS!

by Mr. Pun January 8, 2010