2 Inch Punisher

The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."

Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.

by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020

The Punisher

Frank Castle. A Vietnam vet who, along with his family, was gunned down during a picnic in Central Park in the middle of a mob hit shortly after the war. However, while his entire family died violently, Castle survived. Since that day, he has dedicated his life to killing any and all criminals that he comes across. He especially targets the mafia. Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't necesarilly kill criminals to protect the public, he does it simply because he hates them.

He has been adapted into three different movies. The first two of which were forgettable. The third however, contrary to what some dipshit movie critics think, kicks major ass!!!

That mass murderer was starting to get cocky and arrogant after getting off with that technicality, until the Punisher shoved that frag grenade down his throat!

I don't give a shit what Roger Ebert says, The Punisher: Warzone kicked serious ass!!!

Ray Stevenson plays one badass motherfucking Punisher!!!

by DevilbytheDeed December 18, 2008

Vagina Punisher

one who punishes the vagina.

boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.

by piffington March 10, 2009

Punishment Enema

To receive an enema as a punishment. Usually while totally naked and sometimes wearing handcuffs to increase the level of humiliation.

I need a punishment enema for starting an argument with my girlfriend.

by John!!!!!123 February 16, 2015

punus

a pun that involes a penis or something penis related.

man 1 "Great to see some of that true Tory spunk coming back into politics. Well done."
man 2 "haha nice punus!"

by dave vos nov January 22, 2011

penius

A penis which is more intelligent than it's owner.

1. "I was about to hook up with this fifteen year old girl, but my penius wouldn't get hard."
2. Man #1 - "Dude, I had major whiskey dick last night"
Man #2 - "Naw bro, your penius saved your ass - that chick was a straight troll."

Man #1 - "Thanks penius!"

by Spiral Dancer December 21, 2014

Punisher, The

A Marvel Comics character who first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #129; the charcater, whose real name is Frank Castle, is a vigilante who utilizes an arsenal of firearms in his one-man war against organized crime. Two motion pictures have been released based on the charcater.

It's The Punisher!

by Anonymous983938938572389 March 31, 2004