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Pumps

The things that (according to the rapper Jin in his song "Learn Chinese") cause y'all to speak Chinese when they come out. Possibly pump-action shotguns?
Jin: Ya'll gon learn chinese, when the pumps come out, you're gon speak chinese.
by Jak H January 9, 2009
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The Pump

Chicago Nickname for a fire hydrant. A fire hydrant is an above-ground connection that provides access to a water supply for the purpose of fighting fires.
You don't need no swimming pool girl! Here's a wrench, now go open the pump and be careful 'cause that beyotch across the street might call the popo on you!
by ZOTO October 24, 2008
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pump

A word used to describe something as "cool." It's a combination of "punk" and "pimp", most commonly used by soda-drunk jr. high kids at parties.
Whoa dude, the hat is so pump!
by MissCleo July 22, 2004
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Pumped

My pants be pumped!
by Joey McHizzle March 26, 2003
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Pumps

A word used to address another person in a casual sence. Can be used interchangably or along with the word dude.
Duuuude, pumps, INCHWORM!!
by GLiex August 13, 2006
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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022
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Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.
Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”
by The Mayon January 25, 2022
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